Wedding Don'ts

When you get engaged, there are no shortage of ridiculous things that people feel the need to sell you.  Don't even get me started on the fact that that if you want to buy a "long, white formal gown" you can get a gorgeous one for about $200.  But if you want to buy a "wedding gown" the dress will look exactly the same, but the price goes up by about 1000%.

But there are other things that are pretty outrageous, too.  I've decided to let you know what we are NOT going to have at our wedding:

Bunny-ear headpieces

This bridesmaid's outfit

This cake topper

Mullet dresses

A cake shaped like the bride (or anyone else)

Cartoon characters

Butt-bows of unusual size (BBOUS's)

I'm absolutely, 100% sure that this post will just be the first of many blog postings along these themes...